Showing posts with label Hardy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hardy. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

 Battle of Fort Montgomery
[An ode]


They came, they came,
in ships of old,
the Royal British fleet.
They rolled like waves, ships built not stol’d,
grim strangers to defeat,

And flags were raised, red-blue and bold,
yes death so indiscreet.

Our boys at home, we sat and shook,
not nervous but engaged.
The eyes of wives in windows there,
but look! they seem quite aged.

So the poet thunk like stew to cook,
he used hard words like ‘caged’,
and the scholar played a queen to rook,
upon his tiny stage.

Yes so it was while Brits advanced,
up, up, our mighty creek.
A gun to gun and plan to plans,
of wartime did it reek.

So we stood right there, on rocks and sand,
and under Bear’s low peak,
and readied our cannon upon that land,
with scalps in mind to seek.

Six cannons, yes, deuce pounds and thirty,
to cut broad galleon’s flank,
a chain that spanned our Hudson fertile,
they’d halt and walk the plank.

And sink and sink with buckled knee,
yes sink until they sank.

There was George Clinton, that man to lead,
plus his brother James,
and others, sure, just left to bleed,
but none to sing their names.  

And so they led, they led indeed,
our troops of thirty score,
and tall they sat upon those steeds,
singing “More, my men, more, more!”

“Fire! Shoot! Shoot to kill!
Show those boys your teeth!
Make a stand for old Peekskill:
like heaven but underneath.

“Yes let him come, Sir Henry Clinton,
The man who’s name’s half mine.
So let him bite the cosmic dust,
And sleep amongst the pine!”

And came he did, October six,
Seventeen seven and seven.
Loyalists, Hessians, we took our picks,
for freedom, yes, for severance.

We gave those swine some forty licks,
with pride but coming penance.  

See as we shot from stern to bow,
with big black balls that bust,
those Reds they trot like steed and cow,
upon us snuck like rust. 

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Dutch New York. Kind of.

One aspect of Dutch New York is that this history goes unrecognized. When you search "Dutch New York" in Google, the first thing that comes up is this:

http://thedutchnyc.com/about/

It's the website for a hip, upscale soho restaurant that has virtually nothing to do with Dutch history of New York. In fact, taking a look at the FAQ page, they ask, "what does the Dutch mean?" and they answer, "Nothing really. It's just an American joint that serves food, wine and spirits." If anything, this is a testament to how our Dutch history is lost today, and how many New Yorkers are blind to it. The only remnant of anything Dutch about this restaurant is the oyster selection, which I'm sure many of its patrons overlook. Today, Dutch New York might not mean anything to a lot of its residents.

Here's a home-made commercial for the Dutch, somewhat inspired by the one on the "about" page:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/pgd4tl

Hail, "Old Grape and Guts"
Sea Captain Stephen Hopkins
You sank as you swam

Thursday, September 29, 2011

ReNewSchool

I've recently joined the ReNewSchool club. I also self-nominated myself for the position of secretary. Here are the first meeting's minutes:


ReNewSchool
1st Assembly
22 September 2011

ReNewSchool’s first club meeting was called to order by Hannah Kramm, co-chair, at 6:00 p.m., on the fifth floor of 72 fifth ave. on Thursday, September 22nd, 2011. Owing to the esteemed foresight of our generous co-chair, snacks were also provided.

In attendance: Hannah, Rena, Sasha, Hardy, Trey, John, Marco

Minutes of the September 22, 2011, conference were approved as read.

The meeting proceeded as follows:
I.                    Member introductions
II.                 Goals for the fall semester
a.       Installing a system for materials exchange in the uptown Parsons fashion building
b.      Hosting 3-4 events over the course of the year that will engage, entertain, and inform New School’s students and faculty about issues concerning environmental sustainability.
                                                                          i.      Club members were asked to brainstorm ideas for possible events.
                                                                        ii.      Members were encouraged to explore areas of their own interest, possibly utilizing art, music, or movie screenings.
c.       Establishing a New School annex at a convenient location in Brooklyn.
III.               ReNewSchool’s annual election; self-nominations:
a.       John – co-chair
b.      Hardy – secretary
c.       Rena – treasurer
IV.              Event awareness
a.       The Global Sustainability Jam is an international design-a-thon/brainstorm for sustainable solutions on a variety of issues. If members were interested in pitching an idea, they were asked to contact Cameron at tonkwc@newschool.edu.
b.      Moving Planet will take place on September 24th at 2:00pm, on 47th St. between first and second avenues. Participants will be arriving on forms of transportation that do not require the use of fossil fuels (bikes, skateboards, boots).
c.       Green City will take place on October 5th from 10:00 a.m. – 4:00 p.m in Union Square. The co-chair polled for student volunteers (students still willing to volunteer should contact Josh). The following members were available to participate:
                                                                          i.      John and Hardy (2:00 – 4:00 p.m.)
                                                                        ii.      Trey (12:00 – 1:00pm)
                                                                      iii.      Sasha (10:00- 11:00am)    
d.      Fresh Kills will take place on October 2nd; it is a free preview of the largest landfill that will, in the next ten years, be converted into a park. A free bus will be provided from the Staten Island Ferry.
e.       Proposals for projects sponsored by Green Fund ($50,000 available) are due November 1st. (Marco showed interest in submitting a proposal.)
V.                 Member issues
a.       John wanted to foster compassion for composting.
b.      Rena is involved with drafting a comprehensive bike policy for the university; she is especially concerned with improving bike-parking availability.
                                                                                                                  
ReNewSchool’s next meeting will take place on Tuesday, September 27th, at 5:00 p.m.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011





CAPTAIN'S BLOG, 21 September 
Oysters aside, I . . . Being that oysters are now out of the picture (so to speak), that is, independent of the picture, I now redeem the vast, black, entrepreneurial hole in my ego in the transport-business--ah, meaning I mean to say through and by sheet rock, granite, marble and what have you . . . That being said, I . . . —Yes, well, gather round then will you? Me, yes, as I was saying: sending great big chunks of grade-A top-nozzle button-your-blouse-and-zip-your-trousers granite-rock (yes’m and yessir, ain’t up to no tricks-and-gags as your everyday salesman of these now modern-times, hear now straight and even: plain as day is long and cows make milk, second-to-none and fresh-pulled from your bona-fide and your all-natural tors them very selves in the flesh, fresh today from the not-your-average-or-your-usual dime-a-dozen massif granite-rock—pink red or white, coarse- and medium-grades simply a matter of taste and locale! Shipped to you the boys in blue for our special- and previously-arranged, agreed-upon-by-all-parties price by the unit-pound for unit-pound or—for you the by-nature-prospectors, the all-or-nothing and aces talkdown-to-brass-tacks deal-cutters and business-doers, and the otherwise starry-eyed—considered broadly in grand-scheme schematics by the bushel or a whole crate-load) on a slow-chugging Steamboat down the Hudson River into the distant and much treasured bobcat-jungles of the Southern United States. That's right, ladies and boot-scuddlers: New York Harbor!
I stand now perpendicular to wide sky in the fixed and steady (up-to-date) daytime-hours; tide is high but securely withdrawing, and not a mist or mote of solid, standing cloud-coverage . . . as American-finch-tweets loft by degrees into the plain blue day.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Gowanus




The Gowanus neighborhood, originally a marshy tidal inlet, is extremely affected by the manmade canal that was once a creek. In 1849, the canal was built as a result of minimal dock space in Manhattan. In the late 1800’s gas and oil plants started popping up around the canal, which led to constant pollution and raw sewage in the soil and water (pretty much up until today). The BQE, built directly above the canal, also adds to the pollution what with its oil runoff. In the 1950’s Red Hook and Carroll Gradens was a heavily mob-run territory, and many bodies were dumped in the Gowanus canal.

Today Gowanus residents are growing more concerned about the state of the canal and the health risks it can cause. The mosquitoes are horrible around there, and “hurt more” (according to one Gowanus dweller). Bloomberg, developers, and the GCCDC refute the idea of the superfund, saying that cleaning the area would be a swifter process if private investors developed and swanked up the neighborhood. However, the EPA received a record number of signatures for a petition for the superfund (even though a petition isn’t necessarily needed to enact a superfund).

During the hurricane, our friends living close to the canal had to evacuate their apartment. We, too, were concerned and went to higher ground, seeking refuge on 22nd st and 7th ave in park slope. Although we don’t live directly on the canal, we recognize the issues and problems that face the residents of Gowanus, and we also feel the sense of community that has been built around it.




Nat/Hardy

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Barrels of Oysters !

There's an empty lot next door where the figs grow. There's the abandoned house with square shutters and the stray cats that loft signals into night's starless dome. There's the old heads up on 16th who tell time by seasons and think life--well--that life's been fair enough. To think ! it might've been me growing tobacco on this land, or selling the oysters . . . the very oysters we shipped by the barrel back to Europe. By the barrel . . . O to dream.

hardy